Why oh why

Why oh why do people need to have a say in everything? I want my independence. I don't feel the need to answer and justify to anyone except God.

Lessons in Logic

Received the following email from my sister-in-law and it cracked me up. Hope it does the same for you!

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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A bus station is where a bus stops..

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........